Clive's Media section features a number of video clips taken from a selection of his recent performances. To view any of these movie clips, please select from the list below.
Find out why other peoples opinions of you could actually be a reflection of their opinion of themselves and what to say to your boss when they tell you that you are not working hard enough.
As a Yorkshire man I am ashamed to say that I have never fully understood cricket. Why, with all of that lovely grass available, do they play on the bald bit? How come you can play for five days and nobody wins? This clip is my ‘idiots guide’ to cricket.
Where would you be now if you had taken notice of your school report? I don't know where I would be, it wouldn't be speaking for a living though!
Why do you never see baby pigeons? And why do you never see kids playing conkers anymore?